i am not your personal dr. phil, note the non balding scalp and the lack of beer gut and sense of duty

FIFTH AVENUE SHOE REPAIR,
I ENJOY YOU
IMMENSELY.

HI, CLOTHES. I KINDA LIKE YOUS. Why don't you kinda just get on my back, you know, lets get to know each other a little better, yeah?

On a less creepy, Joey-type pickup line, It seems like something Marlene Dietrich would wear, the last look. She was so ahead of her time, it's kind of ridiculous. Pants on women? Yeah, she was up on that first. Better respect.