"Hey Mom, Dad... if you're proud of me, then you're probably high on acid."I know I've talked about Cole Mohr before (he is not before my love for Mathias Lauridsen and Boyd Holbrook though he is quite close) but seriously I found a bunch of pictures of him and oh my god perfect boy is perfect. Let me lead you through his ～evolution.
Hi I'm Cole Mohr and even though I have the typical nerd boy haircut and have a bad shirt on I will grow up to be a sexpot badass and ruin your lives with my cross dressing and blue eyes.
He's such a little nerd. I enjoy how if I were like 7 I would still propose to him in a heartbeat despite his obvious nerdiness. I think Pedobear would agree with me.
RUN 9 YEAR OLD COLE MOHR RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
Man Skirts + CDG + Cole = Brb, crying in happiness.
Skirts --> Harem Pants at Galliano (Who's definitely reminds me of a Pirate, I adore him).
Mr. P incarnate. Hi dream boy.
HE'S MAKING IT TOO EASY SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL.I showed my friends pictures of him and here are their responses.
J: I'd hit it.
M: Can I have his numbahhh?
S: He's scary hot. Is he a alien?
B: He looks like he'd beat me and then give me children in the same breathe. I like it.
D: Is he gay?
I don't think so, D... I saw a video of him talking about a girl he has a huge crush on... (damn that girl) So yes, if YOU can match his unrivaled posing skills, his eyes so blue they hurt my feelings, and badass Look-At-Me-Too-Long-You'll-Get-Pregnant glare, please run as fast as you can in the opposite direction because I will kill you.
*Can you tell I haven't gone out and done anything productive in a week? Yes? Sorry.
