elle elle elle eh eh eh

Me: "Hey dad, I'm on Elle.com!"
Dad: "Really?"
Me: "Yes! Among Bryan Boy, Facehunter, Garance Dore and Gnarlitude! Expletives are required to describe how epic this is! Expletives!"
Dad: "That's nice. Bring me a bagel."

.....talk about anti-climactic.

I got him the bagel. Geezer.

Edit: Oh hey, I just realized my name rhymes with Elle. I shall make a haiku commemorating this:

I still don't
know what a haiku
is but elle and belle
rhyme. Jeal(ous)?