Remember the labia/power rangers jumpsuit? Apparently I have ebay senses of the same material (gold, obviously) because the ho went for $429.99 + shipping with over 60 bids. No you read right, $400+ greenbacks.
What, does it grant three wishes or am I missing something?
I kind of feel compelled to contact the winner and ask them to take a picture of themselves in it you know, wearing it in public. Maybe they have a power rangers dance or something. (If so I demand an invitation.)
I asked another friend to describe the situation. They did it in typical Shakespearean form. Not.
Ode to romper:
I am sorry
that I thought you were weird
You still are
but evidently
four hundred thirty
dollars of shiny weird.
Oh, poetry is beautiful.
I am sorry
that I thought you were weird
You still are
but evidently
four hundred thirty
dollars of shiny weird.
Oh, poetry is beautiful.
