anatomy and clothes should seldom be combined

The Criminal:

Vtg Metallic AVANT GARDE Jumpsuit HIGH WAIST Shorts S

The Jury Says...

My Twin: ... arabelle

My Twin: it looks like a vagina
My Twin: like the sleeves = labia

My Twin: and your neck + head = MOMMYYYYYY I'M HERE
My Twin: for extra effect you could flail your arms around with big slippers on your hands like AAH IT HURTS IT HURTS SO MUCH

My Twin: and for giggles you could walk around with your hair wet all day
My Twin: okay i'm done poking fun at the vagina jumpsuit
My Twin: okay up close it looks exactly the same

My Twin: with emphasized std labia

Alex the Boy Person Guy: it looks like it's something off power rangers

Alex the Boy Person Guy: it's like a supershield coming out of the top

Alex the Boy Person Guy: to defend her from the power ranger sworddddddd

I really wish I could disagree.....everyone knows I love ugly!pretty things...but this......no. That's right hang your head in shame. Maybe it'll grow on me?


In other news. Maybe not that far off though considering the personal aesthetic.

Who

Perez compares her to Kate Nash and I'm offended for Kate. Aggy isn't terrible, but she's not Kate.


EDIT 1216AM: Maybe it's the drowsiness now but I SO WANT THAT JUMPSUIT. I would frolic in junkyards with a wand made of car antenna and keep my best friends on a leash as my slaves.......hell yeah.