You, my friend, are made of fail. xD I shun you and refuse to post anything productive today. Boo to you!
(Also, I am perfectly aware my handwriting is nearly illegible. I have bipolar handwriting, elegant and neat some days then WTFDIDYOUWRITEWITHYOURFEET? days. This was one of the ones in between. I like to think it's charming in a 5 year old way.)